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Yes, you two can now part with a significant amount of your hard-earned for a box to, er, leave your waste in. That is if you feel that hiding behind a tree at a summer festival is not proper enough for you, but crapping in a box is. Visit the Brown Corporation for pricing of this Glastonbury essential…

It’s the game of the century, the video game that the super-sleek PlayStation 3 was built for and the thing that has XBox 360 owners more excited than the prospect of losing their respective virginities. It is of course Grand Theft Auto 4.

Don’t worry though, Hampstr isn’t about to start a moral crusade for or against the pixelated mobster antics, but just direct you to one small part of the exquisitely crafted false universe in which the game lives, built with lashings of top British-grade cynicism. Go on, read all about the BS - sorry, the BitterSweet. You know you want one.

Paul Kaye teaches self defence for the mean streets of Britain. Things have gone a long way downhill since the days when the worst you had to fear was a drive-by argument.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never felt a machine’s advice is what I need at the cash machine. from Bruised Blood

Didn’t get what you wanted for Easter? Well good, because it shouldn’t be about commercialism. It commemorates the time when our lord Mr Cadbury first invented the simple cream egg.Nevertheless, if you’re still feeling cheated because you didn’t get a 18-speed PlayStation 360 or something, why not take it out on some innocent bunnies? 

Find yourself not knowing what all the fuss is about? Perhaps your inferior human brain fail to grasp the complexities of the plot? If so, what better way to have it explained to you than by a machine?Visit this Flash-based Explanation of 2001:A Space Odyssey. 

This T-shirt actually detects wireless networks in the area and indicates their strength to anyone looking at your (man-)boobs. Rush to Think Geek to be the best dressed nerd at your local. Plus, if you’re in a strange boozer somewhere and baulk at the social contact involved in asking whether there’s a Wi-Fi network available, you can just look at your own glowing chest!

Now some cynics might say “Restless Leg Syndrome” isn’t real, and is probably caused by eating a lot of hamburgers, drinking large mochaccinos, and not doing any exercise at all. Well stop all you doubters, because this American commercial proves it’s actually a medical condition. Oh, and listen out for the side effects. Amazing.

Litigious folk the world over have discovered another avenue for receiving “distress” settlements: shodily built toys that sound like they’re sending murderous instructions to their innocent owners. Of course as Pavarotti himself showed us in the classic Elephants, Yeah, it might just be a mater of hearing what you want to hear (no less disturbing though).Original source Not just an excuse to link to Elephants, Yeah, oh no.